Boo!
Rian just stepped, in the half dark of flickering flames, on a sharp plastic glow-in-the-Dark spider ring abandoned carelessly in the rug.
Sharp. Glow-in-the-Dark. Multiple legs.
If Rian squealed - which, of course, Rian never does - the ceiling would have echoed with stuck pig sounds.
"Hallowe'en is coming...Hallowe'en is coming...."
Sharp. Glow-in-the-Dark. Multiple legs.
If Rian squealed - which, of course, Rian never does - the ceiling would have echoed with stuck pig sounds.
"Hallowe'en is coming...Hallowe'en is coming...."
posted by La Tulipe | 7:30 PM
5 Comments:
Does Rian never squeal in the same way she is never drunk?
Did you get glow-in-the-dark superpowers from the incident?
Exactly, daisy. The Center of The Universe would never be so undignified as to squeal aloud or fall from a chair in drunken wobbliness. One has an image to uphold.
Unfortunately, Mater, all Rian got from the incident was a squashed plastic spider ring.
I knew we should have filmed the time we chased her with banana. Hee hee hee...
Nevare!
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