Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Votives

Rian has now invited thirty plus creatures to the upcoming Candle Fiasco. Half of Rian wishes none will come, as the Dog Woman is not exactly whom Rian would choose to be Self representative. The other half of Rian fears sane creatures (such as Rian) will avoid the pressure sale like a bad banana and the Dog Woman will lose the Points for her trip and thusly be crushed.
One supposes the best Rian can do is provide much food and drink and then smile brightly.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Ata said...

When faced with this type of situation, Ata follows the following advice:

Smile kindly. Offer nibbles. And repeat, under your breath, "Whatever happens, all will be well."

And you never have to do it again if you don't want to.

3:26 AM  
Blogger biped said...

I am lost. What is Rian's involvement with the dog woman? Is she canine in appearance, or the Mother Theresa of dogs?

10:46 AM  
Blogger La Tulipe said...

She is the collector of dogs and all things dog-ish. She adores dogs, consumes dogs, tattoos dog paw prints upon her flesh. She prefers dogs to people in all ways.

...shall Rian serve cocktail weenies or caviar?

11:31 AM  
Blogger H said...

To go with candles? Good cheeses, grapes, fruit juices, wine, crackers or a baguette cut into little slices... and some little cookies though caviar sounds good to me.

You could make a bread dipper with about 1/2 C extra virgin olive oil, a couple of T of balsamic vinigar, 1T good tomatoe paste (you can get it in squeeze tubes, it is easier to use small bits that way, a couple of cloves of garlic crushed, a few grinds of black pepper, and crumble in some dried basil from Heather's garden. Mix well, it will separate, but is yummy.

12:07 PM  

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