Rian's Biography, Minus 350 Words, by Keppet

Born into royalty but tragically misplaced, RianSeeking spent most of her childhood as part of a flea circus. Finally graduating college at the prestigious school of lost horology, she went back in time, met H G Wells and stole his time machine schematics and gave them to herself four years ago. What tasteless adventures followed are unknown though astronomers are concerned that she had something to do with the supernova that formed the crab nebula. That is nothing compared to what the cosmologists would pin on her though.

Retiring from this life, she found a home in Spokane, Washington and bothered the occupants until they went away. Finding herself in a bungalow way too big for one, she created a family out of papier mache and rubber bands. Together they fought crime and wore spandex though not at the same time. When not being observed, RianSeeking occupies a set of quantum probabilities that may or may not include writing.